Most people enjoy cheeseburgers.
Most people kind of can’t stand cold hands.
And now, on a seemingly nonsensical segueway, imagine combining the two for your computer operating convenience.
With this said, it doesn’t take much to realize that this makes just about as much sense as that ridiculous hamburger phone that Ellen Page shakes the hell out of in that silly movie Juno. It’s… different. Kind of funky. Positively nonsensical and baffling, and one of the farthest things ever 
from being linear, but which and whatever! It’s functional! It’s trendy! It’s even kind of cute!
The people who bash it are going to due to the extent of its… well, practicality. Sure it’s always nice to have your hands warmed a little after working on the computer for an extended period of time (any person who says they’ve never suffered from frigid finger syndrome after typing/messing around with the mouse for a long while is either lying, has been using their computer hardware wrong all their lives, or has a magical secret that ought to be extracted from them in a comically violent but impermanent manner), but the settings can reach approximately 145 degrees Fahrenheit. That is a little over-the-top. If anybody’s hand needs to be heated up to 145 degrees, they need a doctor and they need one fast.
It’s kind of ridiculous looking and impractical to have for one’s self, but do you know what else is ridiculous looking but wonderful in an intellectual, self-satisfying kind of way? This picture of Avogadro as Santa Claus. Yeah. Give the burger mouse a break. At $15 at USB Geek it can deliver the LOL’s and ensure that your hands feel toasty and look ridonkulous scrumptious!
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